In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. Also, Congress discusses opening Alaska's reality star reserves and Johnny Depp registers the domain name www.johnnydeppactor.biz. 

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